Diario de a Bordo

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Kickapoo (Tenacious D Cover)
..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long ass f**kin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But hey there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
F**kin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align
.
..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his f**kin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who f**ked the dragon,
F**ka lie sing f**k a loo!
And if you try to f**k with me,
Then I shall f**k you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

AHHHHHHH

..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't wanna hear you cry,
Don't wanna hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Wont ya come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my Dad...

..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he bailed from f**king Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock!
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-ya ROCK!!

Atentos al mega falsete del final xDDDD  

Tenacious D "Fuck Her Gently"
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

Por fin he conseguido subir este mítico bolo de TRAM...para nosotros, quicir, fué el mejor que hicimos y el que mejor nos quedó... para que os hagáis una idea del nivel que teníamos :P

Y no es el que mejor nos quedó en cuanto a cómo tocamos, que hicimos alguno mejor y en esta hay fallos y accidentes para llenar tres carretas, pero sí fué el mejor directo en relación a lo que un 'directo' debería ser... disfrutamos un montón, y la gente 3/4 de lo mismo.

Hacemos un homenaje al ENORME grupo que es Mamá Ladilla, usando una de sus canciones como premisa, "Mi Nave Mix", para juntar unos cuantos de sus clásicos en uno solo. Ahí os lo dejo, para quien guste :)

El set list viene a ser éste, para quien conozca las canciones de los Ladilla

Nave Mix (con audio original y karaoke de TRAM y el respetable)
Lee Burro
Tengo los cojones negros
Naces, creces, te jodes y mueres
Pobre Principito
Cunnilingus Post Mortem
Mejor que Gloria Fuertes
En El Vergel del Eden (Recitada por el GRAN Abel)
Surfing Papa
Chanquete ha Muerto

*Entre canción y canción, "Sube a mi Nave"

TRAM fuimos:

Roman al bajo y super coros,
Abel a la guitarra grandísima y solista, algún berrido y recitante del Vergel
Oriol dándole mamporros a la batería y a lo que se dejara
Y un servidor a la cutre-rítmica y a las voces y gallos

¡Saludos Lanudos!

PD: ahora estoy en busca de montar un grupillo y tengo que buscar componentes, si alguien vive cerquita y se anima, ya sabe y le cuento :)